No way can we NOT publish Howard Stern’s Christmas card featuring him in a very carefully assembled drag outfit as Mrs Santa Claus. Howard is sitting on the lap of his wife of five years, Beth, as she plays Santa Claus. Howard’s hair and makeup are exquisite, and he’s wearing a short skirt, black tights and huge high heels. Just so you don’t forget what they REALLY look like – the card also features the Sterns in real life. ET got hold of the card first.