Just kidding, but this is how Kanye West and Kim Kardashian disguised themselves in Paris today, hoping to slip in to the gym unrecognized. Passers-by probably DID jump out of their way as the pair walked down the street. They look like they might have crime on their minds. But as soon as Kim and Kanye walked by, her undisguised rear end gave away their identities and paparazzi came running. Note to Kim: next time cover up your bottom AND your face!