All right! We have a ticket coming up as a match for the grand prize of – drum roll please – seven million, six hundred and fifty-eight, six hundred and forty-six dollars: $7,658,646. Ooo, what could I, or any you readers out there, do with that much moo-la? Retirement? I love that TV commercial for the lottery where the guy goes sweeping by the secretary ignoring her, “You can’t go in there!”, walks up to the president sitting at his big desk and then goes “Boop!” poking him on the end of his nose. Ah, the meaning is clear that he doesn’t have to “take it” any more. [chuckles] Who wouldn’t want that, eh?
Lotto Max: Friday, March 11, 2011: $50 million, 31 MaxMillions
Okay, no big winner this past Friday but next week there will be another chance. I’ve got to win just once in my life! [laughs]
Lotto 6/49: Wednesday, March 9, 2011: $3 million
Three million? A paltry three million? Gee, it hardly seems worth buying a ticket. Well… [I stare at the ceiling, hesitating] okay, I’ll buy a ticket. [smiles]
All the latest winning numbers
You can visit the Lotto web site and check out all the latest winning numbers including Poker, 49, Lottario, Keno, Pick 4, Pick 3 and Payday. Of course, all the Encore numbers can be found there as well.
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