I feel that the gradual approach works best. Before marriage, when you reach a suitable comfort level, joke about farting after marriage. Odds are, unless she’s some sort of freak, she’ll be disgusted and will dismiss the comment. However, you’ve already sowed the gaseous seed and now you just have to nurture it by watering it once in a while. Joke about farting with your friends in front of her and as she squirms, reiterate that it’s just a natural part of life.
After marriage, don’t let ‘em rip too soon. Allow her to adjust in to her new home and a after a couple of weeks in, sneak out a quite one and see if she notices. Increase the intensity as time passes and gauge her response. When she does notice and believe me, she will notice, flip the script by using the Jedi Mind Trick and blame it on her! Eventually her accusations will turn in to defensive statements. Joke about how she let it rip to lighten the mindset but stop before she gets irritated. Whenever you find yourself ‘dropping bombs over Bhagdad’, accuse her right off the bat before she points a finger at you. A couple of weeks later, admit to dropping the stinker ‘that first night’ and by then, she’s accustomed to Eau Du Husband.
Bottom line (no pun intended), it’s not like she doesn’t 😛
Marriage Tip 7
Introduce your wife to the inner you gradually!
Welcome to my aromatic married life!