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When you're an intergalactic space cop, there's one rule you need to follow: don't go to Earth and impregnate a woman so you can exploit the resulting child in a bid to discover the Anti-Life Equation and become a god-like being of infinite power. Sounds easy enough, right? Yet obeying that simple rule proves too difficult for Secundus (Sven-Ole Thorsen), an amoral renegade with a personality that splits the difference between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Werner Herzog. Now Secundus' ex-partner Abraxas (Jesse "The Body" Ventura) must do everything he can to protect an oblivious boy with burgeoning powers from his deadbeat alien dad. Unfortunately, since "everything he can" amounts to speaking in a monotone voice, jogging around slowly, and occasionally throwing a punch or two, the kid's chances of survival seem pretty slim…
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