According to Dr. Edward Miranda, a board certified San Francisco-based plastic surgeon, there are two types of procedures: One for stretched-out lobes and one for piercings that have stretched or torn (um, ow). For the low, low cost of $1,500 to $3,000, a surgeon will cut into your lobe and manually lift and plump it back up, giving you the pert, perky lobes of your youth. Riiiiiight.
Part of us thinks this is ridiculous, but the other part is now self-conscious of our future droopy ears.
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