Why did Teresa Giudice check into federal prison in the middle of the night? Clearly, she didn’t want paparazzi to catch her without her heavy makeup, false eyelashes, and fake hair. It’s quite possible that the table-flipping reality star will learn NOT to act on her impulses while she’s locked up. And she’ll observe how the other half lives, up close. So it won’t be time wasted. We’re guessing that the other inmates will find her quite entertaining and treat her like a celebrity if she doesn’t whine too much. If ONLY they allowed reality TV cameras in prison!