These Bollywood songs translated in English will be the funniest thing you read

This article was last updated on April 16, 2022

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USA: Oye! Times readers Get FREE $30 to spend on Amazon, Walmart…Bollywood can't be imagined without it's typically masaledaar songs which we have for all the occasions (and the non-occasions) alike! These songs more than often have seriously mind f*%#ing lyrics that make absolutely no sense. And on top of it we do attempt this daredevilry of translating them into English. Now, only God can help us from not dying with an overload of laughter!
1. 'Didi tera devar deewana, hai ram, kudiyon ko daale daana, dhandha hai yeh uska puraana, hai ram, kudiyon ko daale daana'

2. 'Ek garam chai ki pyali ho, koi usko pilane wali ho, chahe gori hoya kali ho, seene se lagane wali ho'

3. 'Bijalee girane mai hu aayee, ho bijalee girane mai hu aayee, kehte hain mujhko hawa hawayee'

4. 'Ayi chikni chameli, chupke akeli, pahwa chadake aayi'

5. 'Mere pyar ka ras zara chakhna, hoye makhna hoye makhna, aise to chura ab ankh na, hoye makhna hoye makhna'

6. 'Tirchhi topi wale ooo, O babu bhole bhale ooo, tu yaad aane laga hain, dil mera jaane laga hain… O tirchhi naino wali ooo…O bibi bholi bhali ooo, tu yaad aane lagi hain, jaan meri jaane lagi hain'

7. 'Bidi jalaile jigar se piya, Jigar ma badi aag hai'

8. 'Athra baraski kanwari kali thi, Ghunghat me mukhda chhupa ke chali thi, Phasi gori chane ke khet me, Huyi chori chane ke khet me'

9. 'Teri akhiyon ka waar jaise sher ka shikar, tera husn dhuey daar jaise jaltaa cigar, teri akhiyon ka waar jaise sher ka shikar. tera husn dhuey daar jaise jaltaa cigar, tere pyar ka nasha kabhi aar kabhi paar'

10. 'Arey ek hai anar yahan, kitne bimar yahan, ye dil main kis kis ko dun? har ek ladka mujhpe hai marta, main sab ke dil me rahun, kyuuuunkkkiiiii….. meri pant bhi sexy, meri shirt bhi sexy, mere baal bhi sexy, meri chal bhi sexy'

11. 'Saree ke fall sa kabhi match kiya re, kabhi chhod diya dil, kabhi catch kiya re'

12. 'Mere photo ko seene se yaar, chipka le saiyan fevicol se'

13. 'Nimbooda, nimbooda, nimbooda… arey kacha kacha, chota chota nimboo dalayee do'

Article written by staff at Bollywood Hungama. Read more