1) If you want to want to communicate with your beloved without others knowing it, do the same by humming your words to the tunes of popular songs
2) If you cannot convince your parents about your marriage, confuse them
3) If you have to immerse the ashes of your grandfather, do it immediately. Else you too will land up in Kashmir, if you were to go to Kanyakumari
4) When a North Indian can speak Tamil, even a Tamilian can speak Marathi with equal ease
5) See to it that you give your 'helping hand' a la DDLJ, only to a girl who wants to board the train, not to every Tom, Dick and Harry who comes after her
7) Ladkiyon ko samajhna mushkil hi nahi, namumkin bhi hain
8) While in Tamil Nadu, speaking Tamil is not as important as much as knowing to operate the sickle (saw)! You never know when it will come handy
9) When you are in Chennai, you should say 'Ready, Steady Po,' rather than 'Ready, Steady, Go'!
10) If you have your 'kaleja' bigger than the villain's muscular body, the girl will be yours for sure
11) The price of Nokia Lumia is Rs. 34249
12) Sardars can also speak Tamil
13) Lastly, you maybe a 'superstar' in Bollywood, you simply have to BOW before the 'Thalaiva'!