15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie

We love action movies. They make our hearts race and even when we may be sitting in an air-conditioned theatre are fully capable to give us an adrenaline rush. They are exciting, thrilling and adventurous… And above all, illogical! Bollywood action movies are all about that, isn't it? Though we love them, they still have earned themselves the reputation of being really over the top and impossible gists! And why is that so, is because of these irrevocable must haves of any given action- thriller Bollywood flick.

1. Make your entry blow the minds of the enemies… Half of them will drop dead just Ohh(ing) and Aaahhh(ing) at you.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie


2. You will be faster than the speed of light.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie


3. There is nothing you can't pick up and throw. Think motorbike, a car or say, a tanker?!! Desi Hulk alert.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
4. You can make anybody fly off 500 metres far with just one kick or a dhai kilo ka Sunny paaji punch.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
5. Or can take down a village load of goons in one blow. Try to keep that head intact on your shoulders.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
6. Guns and bullets can't bring even a scratch on your face. Did anybody shoot?!! Yeh pakda catch!

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
7. Making the enemy frightened and run for his life is a must. So, roar so hard, even a lion may piss in his pants.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
8. What is fight to you but a game? Want to play basketball? Bounce then!

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
9. It doesn't matter if you got a frail aggarbatti frame, you can still knock down Khali's twin…Because yeh andar ki baat hai.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie

10. Bike chases are the coolest. Even the pretty lass on your ride won't be able to help herself get some kicks.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
11. Make use of props…. But mind you, if your movie is supposed to be funny too…No guarantee they will work for you.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
12. Even if Yamraj is knocking on your door, you need to ask him to wait over some tea and Parle-G. You can't be done with the rogues yet.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
13. Basically, what you need to keep in mind always is to defy all laws of science. But most importantly, to just f*** physics.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
14. But at the end of the day, only style matters….Yes, even when trucks full of men with katte are after you…

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
15. So, remember, always keep up the tashan.

15 Logic lacking must haves of every action packed Bollywood movie
Can you think of any more? Do let us know.

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