This article was last updated on April 16, 2022
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Due to the failing health of Pope Benedict XVI, the Holy Sea is actively recruiting a Ghost Tweeter for the papal twitter account.
Candidates must have no opinion on American's Foreign Policy, the coming economic collapse, or views that would conflict with the Catholic Doctrine. If you share an active interest in conspiracy theories, you will not be considered at all for hire.
You must reflect the Church's opinion on abortion, contraceptives, starvation in Africa, Global warming, melting of the ice caps, women in the priesthood, and ignore the blatant corruption coming from the American Tele evangelist. If, however, you are openly gay, you face the prospect of promotion. Remember John Paul II?
Applicants interested in obtaining such employment should contact the Vatican Human Resources Department at http://www.vatican.va/phome_en.htm , or phone them at http://www.tldm.org/email/addresses.htm . If you wish to communicate directly with Pope Benedict XVI go to http://twitter.com/@Pontifex
Paul Collins, author of Mack Dunstan’s Inferno / Mystery of Everyman’s Way
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