This article was last updated on May 20, 2022
Canada: Oye! Times readers Get FREE $30 to spend on Amazon, Walmart…
USA: Oye! Times readers Get FREE $30 to spend on Amazon, Walmart…
At 8.17am I returned to bed, placed my lap top on my bed tray (great invention) and did what most men do, check the sports scores. All of a sudden, I noticed the miniature Mrs. Bhojwani twitching. Had my return to the bed woken her up? As I watched her, fear of another Eyjafjallajokull eruption crept in! Her tiny face remained still as her eyes stayed shut. A quiet sigh of relief passed through my lips when suddenly, I noticed her tiny doll like foot sway. Her outstretched paw sought after something and when her manicured toes brushed past the pillow, she pinched it! Pulling it closer, she grabbed the pillow with both feet with the agility of a puma! Bringing up her knees to her chest, she got into a foetal position, reached out for the pillow with her hands and put it back on her head, creating the infamous cave. All this…with her eyes shut….and not moving her head one bit….and semi-conscious! Evidently, I married a monkey!
Marriage Tip 17:
Have a camera with you at all times to capture any wild behaviour by your spouse!
Welcome my ‘Ee ee oouu oou aa aa ee ou ahaa’ life
Be the first to comment