Oscars 2013: Worst Dressed

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I just can’t…I mean, this dress…this dress should not have happened to Melissa McCarthy. Period. It’s shapeless, unflattering, and so UGLY. HOW could a dress like this find its way onto Melissa’s body? And with that big poofy hair, this entire look is just horrendous. I love Melissa McCarthy, and while I realize that she’s a curvy woman, there HAD to have been better options that this sad excuse for a dress. Sorry, Melissa, but you are the worst-dressed star of the night. Time to let that stylist go.

Next up – Anne Hathaway, paying homage to Gwyneth Paltrow’s infamous pink taffeta Oscars dress. I have to say that this one is probably more flattering…but not really. I mean, just look at all those lumps, wrinkles…and lumps? That colour doesn’t do much for her, and while I love her hair and makeup, the rest of her look is a big NO. You can’t tell me that thisPrada dress is the best she could do! I guarantee you, Anne-Oscar-Nominee-Winner-Hathaway had access to the best of the best, and this is what she went with. Disappointing.

We might be fighting about this because I know that a lot of you loved this look, BUT…I feel like everything…anything Amanda Seyfried wears, automatically loses 200 interest points. She just has that tendency to make clothes look so boring. She’s a beautiful girl, but with that stiff hair, and that stiff neckline on her McQueen gown, this look reminds me of that horrendous Kate Hudson fail from 2001. And though this one is definitely a lot better, I still don’t find it either interesting or inspired. Is it awful? No. But it is boring, which is way worse.

America’s sweetheart Jennifer Aniston wore colour to the Oscars! That in itself is noteworthy. Too bad about the dress though. It looks frumpy and way too long. And if it was meant to drag, then it was a totally wrong choice of fabric, because taffeta just doesn’t look good folded like this. The hairstyle is also all wrong for this dress, and…oh, I just hate it. There, I said it.

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