“I panicked, not because I would lose a phone or numbers. But because it was ‘my’ phone; a PR man’s phone,” says Dale. “I have never lost a phone. A public relations person can never ever afford to lose one as it carries celebrity interactions, numbers of film stars, conversations with journalists, loads of industry grapevine… basically secrets which could cause a national Breaking News ruckus if they got to a media house.”
Luckily for the publicist, he is a master with crisis management and a pro at crowd psychology. “The first thing I did was check out all the people who seemed to be standing around me. Then I did what I do before my PR guest lectures. I took a few deep breaths and said to myself, I know more than the crowd and I am gonna rock in this situation.”
When the ferry reached ashore Dale jumped out first and started staring at every second passenger he suspected. “Some stared back in anger, wondering why I was doing that standing in their way, some gave a blank look, a few even smiled, while I kept an analyzing poker face; as if I just waiting to catch hold of a thief, the way police guys wait at the naakabandi’s on Mumbai roads.”
Just as the descending queue was going to end came out a little boy. “The moment I looked him in the eye, he looked at me, then looked down to evade my stare and started looking elsewhere.” The PR expert’s suspicion grew. “My antennas went up, and I gestured to stop the boy. He tried to run. But by then, I already had him by the collar.” And Dale saved himself and God knows how many celebrity secrets from a PR disaster.