The Ultimate Game Of Thrones Gift Guide

Winter is coming, and hot on its heels is the holiday season. You know: The time of year that screams twinkly lights and warm cocoa, along with a steaming hot slice of gift-giving anxiety.

Pop culture gifts are the hardest to nail. You want to be relevant, but not too on the nose; topical, but not so much that whatever you buy will lose meaning by the time the new year rolls around.

Celebrating with your favorite Game of Thrones enthusiast? Then give the gift of twincest, civil war, and dragon fire to your nearest and dearest. Nothing says holly, jolly like a glow-in-the-dark Night King, and you haven’t really played Monopoly until you’ve tried to steal from the Iron Bank of Braavos.

Whether your recipient is a Lannister, a Stark, or hell, even a Tully (someone has to be, right?), we’ve rounded up the ultimate list that would satisfy even the coldest of Bolton hearts.

Game Of Thrones Pop-Up Guide To Westeros

For the person who loves the show, but can never remember where Highgarden is.

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Game Of Thrones Stark Tournament Banner

For the person whose room could use a little Stark spirit.

Photo: BoxLunch.

Game of Thrones Rhaegal Baby Dragon Sculpture

For the person who really wants all their coworkers to know that they’re with her.

Photo: BoxLunch.

Funko Game of Thrones Glowing Night King

For the person who thinks they’re the next three-eyed raven.

Photo: ThinkGeek.

“Winter Is Coming” Sweatshirt

For the person who thinks they’re a Stark, but is probably just an Umber.

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Game of Thrones Coaster Set

For the Varys fans: All the Houses of Westeros at your fingertips.

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Mother Of Dragons Sweatshirt

For the person who died their hair platinum to be more like Daenerys: Dragons sold separately.

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Canned Dragon Meat

Fot the person who once asked you to call them Khaleesi.

Photo: ThinkGeek.

Inside HBO’s Game of Thrones: The Collector’s Edition

For the person who has already read the books and watched the director’s cut version of every episode.

Photo: Amazon.

Iron Throne Lunchbox

For the Robert Baratheon fans: Show’em who’s really in charge of that communal work fridge.

Photo: Amazon.

Game of Thrones Risk

For the person who once told you they admired Littlefinger: The stakes are higher than ever when you’re playing for the Iron Throne.

Photo: HBO Store.

I Heart Jon Snow” Dolman Women’s T-Shirt

For the person who just can’t get enough of those floppy locks and sad doe eyes.

Photo: HBO Store.

Game of Thrones Robb Stark Figure

For the person who just couldn’t deal with the Red Wedding: Keep Robb Stark safe in your pocket.

Photo: HBO Store.

Game of Thrones Letter Opener

For the person who secretly wants to be Ilyn Payne.

Photo: Amazon.

Game of Thrones Stark Graphic Tee

For the Bran in your life: Let everyone know where your loyalty lies.

Photo: J.C. Penny.

Game of Thrones Monopoly

For the ultimate Lannister fan: Set up a chain of hotels in King’s Landing, and watch the gold roll in.

Photo: HBO Store.

Game of Thrones Dragon Eggs Collectible Set

For the Khaleesi enthusiast: Do not attempt to carry these into a raging fire. You will not survive. You are not Daenerys.

Photo: Amazon.

Game of Thrones Khaleesi Copper Mug

For the Khal Drogo fans who want to pay tribute to their moon and stars: Fierce AND decorative.

Photo: HBO Store.

Game of Thrones Longclaw Umbrella

For the person who fancies themselves Lord Commander of the Night’s Watch: U mbrella in the streets, Jon Snow in your sheets.

Photo: ThinkGeek.

“I Drink And I Know Things” Tee

The ideal gift for the obnoxious Tyrion fan in your life.

Photo: Kohl’s.

Game of Thrones Clue

For the person who just can’t get over Margaery Tyrell’s death: Kill Cersei with the poison vial in the Red Keep.

Photo: HBO Store.

Game of Thrones Pop! Drogon Keychain

Take it from Khaleesi: A dragon is handy for everyone and anyone.

Photo: HBO Store.

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