This article was last updated on August 31, 2022
There is independent life in Madonna’s big butt.
Madonna recently uploaded some carefully edited photographs of herself in pink hair and fishnet tights in a very macho black bathroom, maybe inspired by the butt-obsessed MTV music awards. To be honest, we think she should have at least given the photo of herself splayed out next to the squat black toilet a cursory glance. Her posterior is really unusual. Do you recall the 2019 New Year’s Eve snapshot of her with a gigantic butt? She was accused of getting butt implants, and the rumours spread like wildfire. Directly questioned, she declared, “I’m urgently seeking no one’s approval!” That seems to be the case, but that butt seems artificial and lumpy, so we think she should receive her money back.