Baby Diaries: Twilight Zone

Almost a month later, I am trying to come to terms with my new surrounding and that too without my friend Cordzilla. It seems he was lost in the transition however I have fortunately found a new source of nutrition. Still, everything else seems somewhat bizarre with you people here. 

For instance, when I’m knocked out, you lot put me in a straightjacket and when I wake up crying you moan about the crying?  I’m in a straightjacket people! Where’s the logic here? I don’t care how comfortable that baby in the picture looks, that shit is some straight up prison gear!


So to calm me down, you feed me and I ain’t gonna lie, I like to get high on my milk supply! I mean that’s some pure, uncut product and I’m latched on to it good and proper. With each sip I feel a womb like comfort and float away in to another dimension only to wake up half naked over a sink with a wet finger up my ass! Seriously, what the bloody? The only thing I have to protect myself with is my water cannon and with each attempt, my aim’s getting better. In fact, I nailed the big fella’ cleanly once but he still keeps coming back! Time to lock and load 


About the author:
Born in Africa, Chandru grew up between Nigeria, India and the UK. With a Masters in International Business from the University of Westminster, he moved to New York where he worked as a Business Development Manager for three years. In 2002, he returned to Nigeria where he currently resides and runs a trading company. Chandru has been writing for Beyond Sindh ( since 2004 and has published numerous articles in the quarterly publication. His story entitled ‘The Love Letter' won the Mirage Book short story contest and was published in an anthology titled Inner Voices in January 2009. His short story ‘Zero’ is scheduled to be published in the anthology Indian Voices towards the end of 2010.
In December 2009, Chandru’s first novel, ‘The Journey of Om’ was published in India by Cedar Books.
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