If you've read this blog, you know the author takes exception ot the religious zealots who think they have a personal direct line to Jesus himself. Michele Bachmann, Rick Santorum, and Rick Perry open their mouths and say the most hateful, vile things. At least I can say Fred Phelps is a lunatic, but those three people were running to be the candidate for the Republican party. How in heavens name did these right wing crazies even get into politics? Due to over-crowding, did the institutions do an early discharge?
Thank you Mrs. Bowers for a breath of fresh air, fresh satirical air but fresh none the less. I still have hope that we're not going to hell even though those confused people standing over there with the placards are yelling that we are going to hell. WWBD = What would Betty Do? Sounds funnier than WTF.
Wikipedia: Betty Bowers
Betty Bowers is the fictional central character on the satirical website BettyBowers.com. The character is a parody.
The character and the content associated with the character were created by writer Paul A. Bradley. Betty Bowers is currently portrayed by voice actor and comedienne Deven Green, appearing both in photographs and numerous satirical videos.
official web site: Mrs. Betty Bowers
A woman known throughout Christendom for her joie d'après vivre
Landover Baptist Church
Celebrating 214 Years of Soulwinning, Rebuking, Christianizing, and Waiting Around For Jesus
Twitter: Mrs. Betty Bowers @BettyBowers
YouTube channel: Mrs. Betty Bowers
In a world of reflected glory and shameless name-dropping, no one can touch America's most puritanical pundit, Betty Bowers. Betty is so close to Jesus, He's given her His loaves and fish recipe. And only Betty knows how many shopping days there are until the Apocalypse. As she is fond of saying: "If God created me in His image, I have more than returned the compliment!"
In Prada and in prayer, Betty has devoted her life to bringing people the Good News: They are going straight to Hell. Thousands have aspired to emulate her joie d'apres vivre by logging on to her popular website, bettybowers.com. But only now, with What Would Betty Do? does she finally reveal her spiritual survival secrets. You'll discover how, come Judgment Day, to be whisked through the 10 Sins or Less express line. But first, you will have to learn how to vote (for God's Own Party, the Republicans), whom to hate (Lie-berals and other non-Baptists), and what to throw (a soirée — and then a few stones!). "After all," warns Betty, "if Heaven is just going to involve running into all the people you avoided on Earth, what would be the point?"
Unchic? Unsaved? Wavering faith? Wandering hands? A pair of $650 Manolo Blahnik pumps that won't go with anything? No problem! Just ask yourself — What would Betty do?
Instinct – March 29/2010
Preaching to the Choir: Instinct Exclusive with Mrs. Betty Bowers by Jonathan Higbee